Good morning
You are in
Haven Cafe.
Half past nine on a Saturday, coffee in your hand, and a room of people you mostly have not met.
For the next twelve minutes I am going to show you this room from the outside — and then hand it to you.
Before anything else
Say gm.
gm is good morning. That is the whole greeting — and in a minute you will see why the software is built on it.
You are not pitching and nobody is writing it down. No idea? Say the thing you keep meaning to fix.
Now, from the outside
This room already
has a room.
What a place puts out
A drop is a thing
at a place.
Your turn, not Haven’s
Three moves.
Said plainly
It is in
demo mode.
Not a launch. There is a yellow banner across the top that says demo data, not the real room, and it is there because it is true.
Things are missing. Some are broken. You will find them faster than I will, because you cannot un-see how it is supposed to work and I cannot.
That is not an apology. A season that opens with a finished product has nothing in it for you.
So here is the job
Tell the room.
And that is Season Zero
Three mornings,
one question.
What could you build that brings people together?
If you want to build one
Two tracks.
$300 each.
Free to enter · solo or a team · a team wins as one and takes one card · pick your track when you submit, not today · join any time, even in November

How it gets decided
The room is
the jury.
No judging panel. In November you collect the submissions you believe in — one each — and you have to be standing in the room to do it.
Most collects in each track wins.
Which is the same rule as every drop on the map. Turning up is the whole of it.
Meanwhile, on the table
Coffee, doughnuts,
four mimosas.


Start this morning
Come say gm.
gmcarl.xyz/season0
Make a room
Every rule
EverythingGM!CARL · Season Zero runs September to November 2026.