Coffee with Carl · Season Zero · Instagram
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Four Lemonade Mimosas on OnlyLemon syrup, each one a read on the person who orders it. Slide six is the ask and slide seven is the sign-off, so they stay last. This is the opener’s menu — Cocktails and Coding get their own.
Four mimosas. The one you order tells on you. Coffee with Carl opens Season Zero, and the room is builders, founders and technologists. Coffee's on either way, and OnlyLemon makes every syrup by hand, so there's a mimosa on each of the four pouring this week. Every drink has a zero-proof build. Sunshine: you pick what works and ship it. Butterfly: you build for the moment it lands in front of somebody. Blush: you give the note nobody else will. Breeze: nobody notices your part until it breaks, and it doesn't break. RSVP is free and you're welcome either way. Back the season and the menu comes with the seat: a drink at every event you back, your seat held, your name on the season, and the room where the season happens. Each event gets its own menu, so Cocktails and Coding pour something else. $12 backs one event. $30 takes all three. gmcarl.xyz/supporters Saturday, September 26, 9:30 to 11:30 in the morning. Haven Cafe, 1201 N Van Buren. Two things if you're in: 1. Register. Free RSVP, link in bio. 2. Comment the flavor that speaks to you. Sunshine, Butterfly, Blush or Breeze. I'll read them out at the bar. Come say gm.
Point the bio link at registration before this goes up. The last slide and the caption both say link in bio, and the ask is to register — so the bio needs to be gmcarl.xyz/go/tickets-coffee, not the supporters page. The supporter offer is slide six and carries its own address.
The second ask is a comment, so answer them. Every reply is a person who told you which drink is theirs, five days before they walk in.
GM! Carl Studio · coffee by Haven Cafe · lemonade syrup by OnlyLemon